"WASHINGTON - The actress who played Wonder Woman on TV in the 1970s says she didn't do anything extraordinary when she discovered a body this week on the Potomac River in Washington.

Lynda Carter tells The Washington Post she was alone in a boat when she saw the body Wednesday. She says she didn't have a cell phone with her, so she yelled to some fishermen and asked them to call police. Carter waited until rescuers arrived and directed them to the body.

District of Columbia police say the body of 47-year-old Helen Johnstone of Washington was found floating on the river Wednesday. The medical examiner's office has not declared an official cause of death."

If she's Wonder Women, why didn't she use her superpowers to find this body months ago. Not to mention, go find the guy that did it. Geez, if I had a vagina that shoots lazer beams(No lie ;o)and a lasso, I would be out kickin' ass past my bedtime.

ANSWER ME NEWGROUNDS >:C